Funny papu!

 

Joke translation:

English Teacher: Write essay on ‘my best friend’
after some time pappu ask teacher ‘teacher what are the exact spelling of basturd.

Son come after 2 years!

Joke translation:

SON COME BACK TO HOME AFTER TWO YEARS 

Father: Why you come back? 

Son: Because you told me come back when you become something 

Father: What you become? 

Son: Father of one child.

Funny pathan

Joke translation:

Man to pathan: I have called you yesterday why you did not receive?
Pathan: Why would i receive? The song i have activate for 30 rupees, will your dad hear it?

Quote

 

Quote translation:

Allah almighty doesn't like the hardness of heart and, tongue that's why allah made both boneless.

Funny son

Joke translation:
Mother to son: Its your dirty hand marks on the door?
Son: No mom! I always open the door by kicking on it.

Funny boy!

Joke translation:
Boy was eating chocolate, the man near him told him that eating too much chocolates are not good for health.
Boy: My grandfather lives 105 years!
Man: So your grandfather also eates too much chocolates?
Boy: No! They keep focus on their own work.